Not my quotes

"I wonder what the people from Star Trek did out there other than get into trouble every week."

Some ad on the radio for arthritis medicine for the fingers - "Most people dont know how often they use their hands." - WHAT?!

Again, on the radio:
Guy1: Would you like to take care of your eye-sight?
Guy2: Sure, why not.
LOL - Thats like saying - "Would you like some fries with that?", "Sure, why not."

In Will and Grace: "I was voted "Most Confident" in my low self-esteem support group."

On TV - ".... maintaining speed allows the driver to reach his destination." Duhh! The last time I checked, if you dont "maintain speed", you aint goin' no where.