What?!!

I was shopping for some breath freshening strips for for my long-haul jet travel coming up. And I saw this one thing on the shelf - it was some sort of spray-on "mouth wetter"- it introduces moisture to the inside of the mouth. The thing was a little over 5 bucks.

Take a minute to think about this.

It introduces moisture, essentially - water, to the inside of the mouth. Ummm.. why.. umm.. can you not.. umm.. you know.. umm.. drink water? Drinking water has water in it. And it wets the inside of the mouth. So.. umm.. duhh.